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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Names People Have!!!

Names People Have!!!

Talking about names I told Aditya Tumul and Vivek Vatsal as names are so cool[They are cool otherwise also :)].
What if our names were in karnataka tradition. P A Aditya (For those who don't know its Patna Anil Aditya), It sounds as if we're talking about some P.A. (Personal Assistant) and not a software engineer.
For me it will be B B Vivek( Begusarai Balraj Vivek). It would have been so confusing for me , thinking whether people are calling me or my wife (B B).

Thank God I was not born in Karnataka (No offences to anyone!!!) South Indian names are long and generally very so difficult to pronounce.

Welcome to the world of names... Just think if people are given names according to their traits.

P K Gire and P K Dhutt will be the names for all the drunkards who have habit of falling down after few rounds of drinks

If marriages are done after matching names instead of horoscopes, guess with whom the famous writer Shoba De be married to. The BCCI chief Jaywant LeLe
Shobha De & Jaywant Lele

The Talwars and The Katarias will be arch business rivals.

Puneet Khare and Durga Khote will be the Bunty-Babli of the names world.
People with surname Kalra will be given a permanent bed in the hospital.

People in search of happiness will go to Anand Karade.. who i'm sure will make anyone happy.
Mitra's will be your best friends
And everyone who gets drowned will be called Dubey after death.

There was this one guy in my batch with his surname as prusty, and people replaced the letter U with O. No wonder he had a tough time dealing with all the sex Crazy Maniacs of the hostel.

My room-mate has his surname as Dusre, I'm sure his son will be called Teesre and grandson Chauthe and so on...
Another room-mate's surname is Sarkar, am still waiting for him to join politics.

More to Come... wait till

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