Vatsy-Speaks

Friday, November 03, 2006

Kahan Teri Yeh Nazar Hai, Meri Jaan Mujhe Khabar Hai!!!

I know what are you staring at....

And I was so embarrassed!!

How many of you have habit of reading the one-liners printed on girls' t-shirts. I have and sometimes it becomes so embarrassing. As soon as I see a printed t-shirt I just can't stop myself reading them and so many times got caught by girls staring at the t-shirt.

Now how do I explain to them that it is not what they are thinking. I mean guys don't always think about the same thing, sometimes they do want to read a joke or that funny one-liner or the girl's condition that day.

I saw a girl who was wearing a t-shirt saying I'm having a bad hair day. And just then as a reaction to that I started observing her hair came to a conclusion that T-shirts don't lie!!!

After a strenuous day at work (Yes, I do work sometimes!!!) I usually go to forum to relax. Today it happened again, got caught by a girl staring at her t-shirt (Believe me I was just trying to read it) and it said No machine can read this barcode and a bar code below that.
Seeing that I started wondering what it would be like putting that t-shirt (only the t-shirt, mind you!!!) under the scanner and verifying what the t-shirt said, probably I was just trying to prove to myself that T-shirts don't lie!!! And then it happened. I think my eyes got glued to a same position for a long time and this female caught me staring . And so did her boy-friend and both of them started giving me dirty looks. I was so embarrased!!! I so much wanted to tell her that I was not looking at what she was thinking. Trying to decipher the barcode was my sole intention.
But it was of no use. They both crossed me with some special comments (Thank God I didn't hear them!!!).

My sincere request to all the females.

I respect you all, I mean all the girls out here. You all are so beautiful in your own way.
Please stop wearing those funny/attractive/thought-provoking one-liner t-shirts , and if you do wear them please don't mind guys staring at them. I again say we don't always think about the same thing!!!

5 Comments:

Blogger Ravi Shekhar said...

true.. but the opposite one doesn't know at what u r staring at.. may be u are diff. from othes but there is no way to know that
if u r getting caught lot of time then just read quickily and dont try to decipher while looking at it :).. and no body can stop wearing the one liner t-shirt.. they are made to catch the attention. but not fot that long i think :)

Saturday, November 04, 2006 7:27:00 PM  
Blogger Pritesh Jain said...

:) vatsal.. kabhi to sach bol diya kar.. ;)
saala.. hamesha kar jagah puzzle dhoondhata hai..

Monday, November 06, 2006 1:58:00 PM  
Blogger Vatsy said...

No Comments.. U all know me well... :)

Monday, November 06, 2006 2:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...!

Monday, November 13, 2006 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i dont know about u but i know many people start with reading the "one=liners" but eventually concentrate on those, which matters the most. u know it. i know it. lets be frank. i am not insulting any gal out there but thats the truth. u will have to take with a pinch of salt.
some guys do pretend (unlike vatsal, he is very honest) that they were just reading the mssg but u can make out which mssg they were concentrating on.

Sunday, December 03, 2006 12:39:00 AM  

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