Bluffmaster

Bluffmaster is surely one of those movies that i can watch umpteen no. of times and still not get bored. Though the movie had many scenes which you'll love to see again and again.. but my favourite is.. don't ask me why... Even i don't know


Sim: Kyu mera peecha kar rahe ho tum Roy

Roy: Peecha nahi kar raha hoon kuch kaam tha isliye aaya hoon

Sim: Oh kuch kaam se aaye the...to aaj aap kya bane hai.. lawyer, doctor inspector...

Roy: Main bus yahi kahne aaya tha tum aur yeh ladka ek sath ache lag rahe hai

Sim: Thank you!

Roy: Ekdum bhai bahan jaise

Sim : Amit mera mangetar hai Roy

Roy: Tumhe hasata hai?

Sim: Kam se kam rulata to nahi hai

Roy: Toh..hasa nahi pata rula nahi pata iska matlab tumhare dil par asar nahi kar paya aur tum usse shadi karne ja rahi ho...main yeh nahi janta Sim ki woh tumhe kitna chahta hai par yeh janta hoon ki mujhse jyada tumhe koi pyar nahi kar sakta..

Sim : Mujhe der ho rahi hai Roy

Roy: Sim... tum bhale hi mujhse dur chali jao lekin main tumse dur nahi ja sakta.. bus ek mauka de do sim main badal gaya hoon...

Mr. Malhotra aapka bill..

Sim : Mr.Malhotra.. tum badal gaye ho sudhar gaye ho...pata hai tumhari problem kya hai... tum ek bar nahi baar baar badalte ho!!!!

Kahan Teri Yeh Nazar Hai, Meri Jaan Mujhe Khabar Hai!!!

I know what are you staring at....

And I was so embarrassed!!

How many of you have habit of reading the one-liners printed on girls' t-shirts. I have and sometimes it becomes so embarrassing. As soon as I see a printed t-shirt I just can't stop myself reading them and so many times got caught by girls staring at the t-shirt.

Now how do I explain to them that it is not what they are thinking. I mean guys don't always think about the same thing, sometimes they do want to read a joke or that funny one-liner or the girl's condition that day.

I saw a girl who was wearing a t-shirt saying I'm having a bad hair day. And just then as a reaction to that I started observing her hair came to a conclusion that T-shirts don't lie!!!

After a strenuous day at work (Yes, I do work sometimes!!!) I usually go to forum to relax. Today it happened again, got caught by a girl staring at her t-shirt (Believe me I was just trying to read it) and it said No machine can read this barcode and a bar code below that.
Seeing that I started wondering what it would be like putting that t-shirt (only the t-shirt, mind you!!!) under the scanner and verifying what the t-shirt said, probably I was just trying to prove to myself that T-shirts don't lie!!! And then it happened. I think my eyes got glued to a same position for a long time and this female caught me staring . And so did her boy-friend and both of them started giving me dirty looks. I was so embarrased!!! I so much wanted to tell her that I was not looking at what she was thinking. Trying to decipher the barcode was my sole intention.
But it was of no use. They both crossed me with some special comments (Thank God I didn't hear them!!!).

My sincere request to all the females.

I respect you all, I mean all the girls out here. You all are so beautiful in your own way.
Please stop wearing those funny/attractive/thought-provoking one-liner t-shirts , and if you do wear them please don't mind guys staring at them. I again say we don't always think about the same thing!!!