Let's do the Mumbai Salsa!!!

Jhum : You have become so boring
Vivek : Why.. what happened ???
Jhum : So many things happening around the world and you have nothing to talk about.
Vivek : Hmmm... yeah even i feel so.. I have lost that flair for writing..
Jhum : Abe.. who is talking about ur blogs.. I'm talking in general you don't have anything to talk... All you say is aur batao.. aur batao...
Vivek : Ha Ha Ha... I thought girls like guys who speak less... ;-)
Jhum : Girls like guys who are what they are.. they don't like fakies!!! You look FAKE when you try to act mature!!!
Vivek : Fake... this word sounds so much like picked up from MTV Roadies
Jhum : Ya.. Right!!
Vivek : You know Jhum, I was watching a movie yesterday
Jhum : Which one...
Vivek : Mumbai Salsa
Jhum : Oh that Metro kinda movie...
Vivek : Ya u can say that..
Jhum : So what about it.
Vivek : There were two fundoo dump-ing scenes in the movie. The first involved the main guy being dumped by his girl friend coz she was going to US for a long time and she didnt want to continue with a long-distance relationship. Poor guy had his girl-friend's name Tattoed on his fore-arm just like Beckham has done it for Victoria.
Jhum : He He He
Vivek : And the best scene was when he is talking to his friends and says "Jab bhi main is tatoo ko dekhta hoon lagta hai mere haathon par deewar style mein likha hua hai Main Ullu Ka Patha Hoon....
Jhum : Bechara
Vivek : The next scene is even better.Another Guy meets his girl-friend at the lounge-bar and gives her a disc saying its the collection of her favourite songs. Guy then leaves saying he has left his mobile in the car. Girl goes to the DJ and gives the disc to him asking him to play it.DJ does the needful and guess what was there in the disc. A speech in which boy confesses about dumping her. It was playing at full volume with all the people listening to it in the lounge bar. You should have looked at the girl's face and her reaction.And just when the girl decides to call him and ask him wat's happening, the disc plays " Aur Ha mujhe call karne ki koshish mat karna... I've changed my no. " Amazingly funny scenes...
Jhum : Looks like I have to get a DVD today and watch it..
Vivek : Ya Ya.. go ahead.. watch it... Starting part is really funny.
Jhum : What do they do after the break-up.
Vivek : Simple.. they both hook-up.
Jhum : Chhay... that's so bad
Vivek : What's bad in that. Life is all about moving on. What else he/she should have done, become a devdas?
Jhum : Nooooo... but just after one relationship how can you fall for a next one immediately
Vivek : Hey.. m sorry on this.. I have absolutely no idea about this.
Jhum : Don't tell me that you never had a break-up.
Vivek : Nope.... You're still there na ;-)
Jhum : I should try it once then.
Vivek.. Try what? dumping me?
Jhum : Dump you.. Why will I dump you.. You're not my boyfriend!!
Vivek : He He He.. Then what do u wanna try
Jhum : I'll see what's your reaction when I stop talking to you
Vivek : Hmmm...The movie had one more scene... The guy's boss says to the guy after his breakup... "jab personal life mein bhuchal aa jaye to samjho career mein tarakki karne wale ho"
Jhum : What's the funda behind that ?
Vivek : How will I know, No experience u see!!!
Jhum : Oye u changing your job na..
Vivek : Ya
Jhum : So u also getting some kinda tarakki with respect to your career
Vivek : Ya... I know what you hinting at...
Jhum : What...
Vivek : yahi ki what bhuchaal came in my personal life...
Jhum : :-) No.... i was just asking for a treat.
Vivek : Very intelligent
Jhum : I know
Vivek : Toh kab mil rahi ho?
Jhum : Bus..There you go.. Fir se milna hai.. Don't u have anything else to talk?
Vivek : You only asked for the treat na..
Jhum : Chalo m sleeping now...
Vivek : Fir se wohi bahana....
Jhum : Good night
Vivek. Arey suno toh................................................